Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales.

If you are listening to this, you are listening to Rhod Gilbert's Best Bits, some of the best bits of my Saturday morning radio show, live on BBC Radio Wales. This week, I'm in a studio in Carmarthen with Chris Corcoran.

You may be able to tell from my ... my voice that I'm slightly losing the plot today. Uh, Korkey and I have just stumbled upon a headline in a newspaper, which we can't repeat to you. / No, or even infer. / Or even infer. We can't say anything about it, ... / No. / ... but it's, quite possibly, the funniest headline ... and unfortunate headline ... I've ever read in my life ... / Yeah. Move on. / ... but we can't tell you anything about it. / Move on. / You're just gonna have to take our word for it. / Don't even refer the newspaper. / What great radio ! / Moving on. / Somewhere in the world today, there's a headline that will make you cry with laughter ... / Yeah. / ... we can't tell you anything about it. / Essentially we've just, um ... we've made ourselves laugh, and, uh ... that's it. Great radio. / I hope you're enjoying ... / Where are ... where are the Sony people? / ... There's still ... /... Come on, guys. / ... Now then, we've still got ... we've still got to come on this show today. / Still to come. If you haven't enjoyed this enough, still to come. / There is more, ladies and gentlemen, plenty more where that didn't come from. / You might be sitting there, thinking "Is there more?", asking your friends if you are listening for the first time. There is. / There is more. / There is. / This is Rhod's Coffee Morning, live from a studio in Carmarthen, the BBC. We're having a light-hearted gambol through the newspapers. I might even do ... do you remember? I used to have a little game calld Play Your Price Right, Korkey? It was a sort ... it was a sort of mix bet(ween) ... don't you? / No. / Huh. Maybe I didn't, did I? / Or, uh, maybe you didn't play it with me. / Huh. You made me question everything. / Don't lose confidence in yourself. It might simply be that we haven't played it together. / It was a game where I, uh ... / Would you like to Play Your Cards Right? No, not Play Your Cards Right. Price is Right. / Huh. Well, it was called Play Your Price Right. And ... / oh / a hybrid? / It was a hybrid. / Ohh ... / hybrid ... a hybrid of Play Your Cards Right and ... what was the other one? / was it, uh ... / The Price is Right / Price is Right / higher or lower than a pound, that sort of thing. / Exactly ... / I love it. I love it as an idea. Let's play it now. / OK. Hang on a minute. / Oh. How does it work? / hang on a minute because I've got a bad back as I have told the listeners / ... / You haven't filled them in entirely on your malingering nature / I'm gonna ... I'm gonna go and, uh ... / Oh, god. / Oh, I've had a bad back, ladies and gentlemen. I'm gonna get this, uh, Play Your Price Right, off the floor. / Yeah. ... Essentially, he's been lying down all week with a bad back, suspected to, ... bulging discs in his back. Every time he bends over, he says "Oww" and hurts himself, So, what he's done is, he spread out his newspapers on the floor. Well done, mate. / But there was nowhere else to spread / good thinking. / Mate, we've got so much stuff. They are bound to have a table. It's so salubrious / We have got a table, but it's covered in equipment. / ... You can get another table. / Huh huh. ... now then, Play Your Price Right. / Huh. / Uh ... let's have a look. ... So, you've got a choice here. Basically, I choose items from the newspapers ... and then you have to guess higher or lower than the previous item. / I got it. I'm all over it. / Are you? / Such an exciting idea, this. / It is quite an exciting idea. / Yeah. What inspired this? / Well, the two games. / だから、２つのゲームだっての。 / Anything? / Play Your ... now then, this is quite a good one, I thought. This is from ... I mean, other shops are available, don't forget, ladies and gentlemen. / I think people know other shops are available. Do you know what I mean? / Yeah. But I have to say that. / I know you do. / It's BBC I'm contracting. / but it's a funny old thing, ... if the BBC just said, "Look, listen, once and for all, can we just say that eveyone knows that other shops are available, just to save the air time / I might say the name of this shop, and everyone goes there / 特定の店の名前を言ったらみんなそこへ行ってしまう / I know, yeah / and then / everyone does / and then, Sky News ... other news channels are available, __ the BBC, obviously ... but then they'd go down there and interview people / and they __ say / how / we only knew about the shop / 'cause it was mentioned in Rhod Gilbert's radio show. ... Other radio shows are available. ... There might be quite a few people who are going, "Right. What other radio shows are right now? Let's find some. / But they are aware that there are / just sort of, you know, / see, all it's done is pushed us off and we, sort of, got stuck in a cul-de-sac __ other things are available / きりがない / Well, right. / Right. / This one is from ... and, bear in mind, other shops are available ... Poundstretcher. / OK. / So, do you want a Play Your Price Right game, based on the prices of things in Poundstretcher? ... Other shops are available. / パウンドストレッチャーの商品 / ... Yeah. / ... do you want ... / I think people don't know what the joke is in this. / Do you want a Play Your Price Right based on vegetables ... / OK, / ... available at ASDA? ... Other shops are available. / ASDA の野菜 / Hang on. You've mentioned ... oh, I see. I can do it any or either of these. I got it. What __ Poundstretcher's __ __? Other cheap shops are available. / Yeah. Well ... / What was the nature ... what was the goods? What was the __ __ __ ... you know, produce? / random? / random / OK. Yeah yeah. Yeah. / Random items / I got it. I'm up to speed. / So, we've got random items ... / Yeah. / ... for 1. 2: vegetables, No.3: Produce ... so, fruit and veg, / Yeah. / Is that different to ASDA's vegetables? / ... from ... from Sainsbury's, other shops are available. / セインズベリーの野菜と果物 / OK. / ... or, do you ... I'm not sure about this one. / Yeah? It's good to have an option. It's good to ... you know, to have a spectrum of choice. / 選択肢は多い方がいいよ / Yeah, but it's ... ready meals. / ... All right. Well ... / I don't like ... / Say it out loud. I won't choose it. Go on. / 言っちゃいなよ。それは選ばないようにするから。 / No. I'm getting rid of ready meals. / OK. / Can I choose? / Yeah. / Produce. Sainsbury's. Other shops are available. ... Please. Other mid-range ... / do you have to have that one? It's not very good. We've only got three / I don't want it / ASDA / vegetables / other shops are availa(ble) ... other, sort of, slightly-lower-priced supermarkets are available. / That ... can I just tell you now? That is a good one, ... / OK / ... but the Poundstretcher is better / other shops are available / other cheap shops are available / Poundstretcher, please / other cheap shops are available / Poundstretcher? / Yeah. / OK / Poundstretcher, random / Unfortunately, we haven't got time to do it now, ladies and gentlemen.

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"Good morning, Rhod, ..." Uh ... says James in Malte. Uh ... huh, James Manier / been looking forward all week for your show." ... Huh. ... "Keep up the good work." That's it. ... Well, I hope you are enjoying it. And, 'cause, right now, mate, I know you are in Malte, so this won't be relevant to you __ ... other shops are certainly available in Malte. / The concept will. / The concept will. ... It's Play Your Price Right. / Here we go. / OK. ... I've chosen here ... Well, I'm gonna ... a random selection of items. Don't look. / I'm not looking. / No, I was talking to the listeners. ... A random selection of items. / You might need to set it up again in case someone's just tuned in. / Oh yeah. / You know how it works on radio. / Oh yeah. / Come on, mate. / In case someone's just tuned in and they're still listening. / Hey, where have you been? / Hey, where've you ... ? Don't answer that. Uh ... in case you've just tuned in, uh, we are now gonna play Play Your Price Right, live here on BBC Radio Wales. It is, uh ... it's the only quiz on radio, as far as I know, that is a hybrid of, uh, Play Your Cards Right and ... what was I going to say? Name That Tune? ... that's wrong. What is it? Was that Price One? ... The Price is Right. ... so, on The Price is Right, You've got to guess the price of something. And then, on Play Your Cards Right, you've got to say whether something is higher or lower than the previous card. / Correct. / So, this is a hybrid of those two things, where you have to say if something is "higher" or "lower" than the previous price. / I'm surprised it hasn't been done. It's a really good idea. / It's a really good idea. / 今まで誰もやらなかったのが不思議だね。 / OK. Fat balls. / That's my first ... item? / Of course it is. / OK. / Or it'd be just a random insult. ... "Are you ready, fat balls? " / それが一個目？ / そうだよ。そうでなかったら単なる悪口だ。「おい、デブ野郎ども、用意はいいか？」 / Are you ready, fat balls? Here's your first clue. / Yeah, all right. / That's your first product, man. Fat balls. / OK. / Do you want more information? / Well, don't you have to give me a thing that I guess higher or lower than? Don't you have to say it's __ higher or lower than a pound / otherwise / I'm just guessing a price, which is The Price is Right and it's not a hybrid quiz at all. / Oh yeah. OK. / Yeah. / come on, mate, don't say OK / OK じゃねーよ。 / higher or lower ... / Yeah? / ... than five pounds? / What ... how many fat balls? / Fifty. / Oh, OK. / Uh ... do I get ... how many clues do I get before I have to guess? / And, underneath, it says, and I quote, "s__" / "s__"? / Yeah. __ __ __ __ suitable / for your all-year-round feeding. This is Poundstretcher. Other shops are available. / Huh, fat balls? This is for birds? / suitable / of course it's for the birds / What did you think ... what did you think it was for? / Well, a minute ago, we were in ASDA and S__y's and / other shops are available / I was thinking, like, produce and stuff __ __ __ / Who sells fat balls? / Well, no one does. I get it. Fat balls. I got it. / I know ... / OK. Fifty fat balls. / ... I know that some of other quality food in supermarkets isn't great. / Mate, what's wrong with you? They put horse in everything. / 最近は何にでも馬を入れるから / these are the world's most budget faggots. They just call them Fat Balls. There's no meat in them, ladies and gents. Really ... fat balls in gravy ... with peas. / Are you sure that it's the right time of the day? __ __ people would buy it / four in the morning / "Hey, that's what you want, innit, fat balls." / Oooh, soak up the booze / 呑んだ後のシメにいいかも。 / "Do you want chips for that?" "Yes, please / 「ポテトフライはいかがいたしますか？」「ああ、つけてくれ」 / get some fat balls from Caroline Street / yeah. ... Uh, OK. I get it. fat balls ... lower ... / Don't call me Fat Ball. / All right. Come on. / fifty ... / come on, fat balls. / fifty fat balls. How much? / No. It's not "how much". It's ... "higher or lower than something". / Oh yeah. Higher or lower than a fiver? / Uh ... lower. / ... 4.99. / Yes, get in. / I was sneaky putting it so close to the price / anyway / it was sneaky / if I had said a pound, it would have been way off. / OK / one / OK / I have a feeling I am gonna be good at this game. / OK. 4.99. ... Higher or lower? ... "White toilet seat ... comes with fittings and instructions for quick, easy install", it says. ... / Oh. Now then, within Poundstrether ... / Who's writing the copy ... who's writing the copy on this? / It's a really good price you've chosen there ... / Well, / ... 'cause, with white toilet seat, you would assume ... Do you want ... do you want my thinking? Do you you wanna see my workings out? / Might as well. / OK. Uh, you would assume it was more expensive than 4.99 obviously, right? / Yeah. / But then you are in Poundstretcher, and then you actually think it could be really cheap. But could it really be cheaper than 4:99? That's a big question. Then the whole nation (should be) giving answers and shouting at the radio__. ... My answer is, uh ... "lower". / Well, let's have some music. ... Woo ! / Oh, good jeopardy. / Oh, I'm like A__ D__. / Yeah. / I'm the new A__ D__. I ... I know __ __ hold __ __ tension. / Yeah. You're gonna keep people sat in their cars / you've said lower, have you? / I've said "lower", yeah. Uh ... lower __ __ __ lower (than) fat balls / ... Well, we'll be back right after this commercial break. / Wooooohhhh !

We are in the middle, ladies and gentlemen, if you've just joined us, of Play Your Price Right, a new ... not new, __ __ loads of times ... an old quiz. Uh ... it's the only quiz on radio that's a hybrid of Play Your Cards Right and The Price is Right, which, I think, we've all been waiting for for a long time. / Huh huh. / Korkey's currently ... correct ... guessed correctly that fifty fat balls, uh, in Poundstretcher __ __ less than / 5 / 4.99 / other shops are available. ... But __ __ __ __ white toilet seat / fittings and instructions for quick easy installation. ... __ __ when you say it out loud __ __ __ question this show. ... You said it's lower than 4.99. / ... I did, yeah. ... / Ooh, ooh, you can't. No going back now. / OK. ... I am having my doubts. ... Oh, I'm genuinely a bit nervous. / It's the heartbeat I'm doing. / I know. / ... No. I'm not doing it. It's just my heartbeat. ... 6.99. / Oooggh, I feel foolish. I feel a bit foolish. / Oh, yeah. / I sort of knew that, really. / You couldn't get a white toilet seat for 4.99, surely. / But it was Poundstretcher. See, it was a good question, Rhod. Well done. / It ... it was a good question. / It was a really good one. / and / next one is / so far, you've got one right, one wrong. / Yeah. One __ one. All right. / Well, technically / be out / new contestant in now. / Oh, really? / yeah / as far as you go, don't you? You / 本当なら、不正解を出したところで次の参加者と交替するんだが。 / well so far / thing / new contestant. But we haven't got anyone else. / Well, / Play Your Cards Right? Is that what you are thinking? / Yeah. / Yeah yeah, OK. Yeah, true, innit? / go back / go back / we haven't got anyone else / that's good, that. / ... Uh, no. We could have __ __ __ change cards / change / card / change / should / change your produce / ... But you've got it wrong / not after you've got it wrong / I know. I should have thought of that. ... It's a good format, you see? / What about / chop that bit out of the podcast / yeah / shall we do that thing now, please? / so / give up on the toilet seat / Do you want to change it? / can I change my toilet seat, please? / do you want to change it? / toilet seat / we'll cut that bit out __ __ __ podcast listeners / so / listening live / toilet seat / uh ... can I change it, please? / Certainly. / Can I s__ it? Can I s__ it? / Yeah. / Thanks. / OK. / Come on __ __ ... That's what __ used to say. / OK. ... You've done it ... / sexist __, __ __? / so, you've done, uh ... a __ deal? __ __ __? / Come on, __, do your dealing / yeah / deal / come on, __ give me ... no. __ __ __ __ and __ didn't rhyme. / Yeah. / Yeah. / All right. / OK. / so, we'll never know how much __ toilet seat cost. / No. S__, please. / OK. / Thanks. / Say s__. / S__, please / I can make him do anything. / You are __ rule. That's the great thing of making up a game. / OK. / OK. / So, fat balls for 4.99. You've got it right, under a fiver / Yes, Rhod. / 50 fat balls. ... Higher or lower? Classic ironing board. / OK. / It says, "It's our lowest price ever / OK. Good context / Thanks, Rhod / ... a classic ironing board. / OK. / Higher or lower ... / Yeah, / ... than 4.99 fat balls? / OK. ... Can I ... do I / question / am I allowed / one question / is that part of the game? / you could try / I haven't ... I haven't decided yet. / OK. Um ... what ... what is a classic iron board? / Uh ... / ... I mean, as opposed to a non-classic, or un-classic, or ... / Well, it's a sort of standard height, I guess / variable heights / it hasn't got an arm ... separate arm thing to put the sleeve on. / Huh. / And it's got assorted designs available. The ones shown __ one's got, uh, pictures of La Tour Eiffel ... Eiffel Tower ... / Huh huh, / ... and the other one's got hearts on. / OK. I quite like this. Quite good. / Yeah. / OK. Uh, what was __ price / can you repeat the price / moment / higher or lower? / Uh ... higher. / __, __, __, ... 9.99. / Yes ! / __ __ __ no way you could get a classic iron board / with / Eiffel Tower on it / for less than / that would be madness / そんなに安く買えるわけはないと思ったんだ。 / OK. Well, you were right. / So, I'm now 2 and O. / you are on two. You've gotta get to three to win __ __ __ prize / Oh, I'm doing really well / which is, uh ... 25 fat balls / gonna buy a pack ... __ gonna buy a pack and share them. / ... OK. / ... A memory foam ... / Oh, these are expensive. / ... pillow, / These are expensive, normally. / ... superior support, ... a viscoelastic memory foam pillow. Higher or lower ... / Yeah, / ... than classic ironing board? / Lower, Rhod, lower. Um ... lower. ... I'd go straight __ lower. ... Lower, please. ... lower than ironing board. / Let's have some music.

"Hi Rhod and Korkey," / Hi / with healthy-eating ads on radio and TV at the moment ... do you think it's right for posty / again / they still argue / brag / two __ __ platters in one sitting. ... "This could be a new quiz / eating out __ __. As always, great show. Cheers, Posty John." / uh, come on, posties. Sort it out. / as you are in / west / we are in Carmarthen / this / come / watch the game / garage / in N__ / I'll be there with Posty Graham / I didn't think they'd send two in a row. ... Oh, posty, __ __ __ posty Graham / ask __ __ __ I'm sure he's OK. If / tell posty John / posty K__ N__ / suck / I'll never read any of your emails again. / They do provide a lot of content, though, for this show, don't they, the posties? / it's quality, innit? / good quality / that's, uh ... / "Hi Rhod, you are disillusioned for the lack of listener interaction." / Huh huh, / Uh ... "... Firstly I hope this message makes it better. As it happens, I presented a local radio show in Cheshire for four years. I got no calls, no emails and no texts, despite having an all hit request show." / Oh, dear. / ... "The only phone call I've got was from an irate car showroom owner, telling me to "turn that racket off". / Huh. / That racket was __ __ __ / Huh. God bless / keyboard / me accompanying him on a broken washboard. I'd considered that to be divine music. / Me, too. / Vicky / P.S. What would I have to do to become your female co-host / I'd gladly audition / giving out pies. / That is / in the town center / give out some pies / more than one, like Lloyd Langford and I struggled to do. And uh ... yeah, that is. Why not? We should try her out. / __ __ / yeah / try __ out / let's try you out / I think / just from that email, I think you sound all right / that's the way / got / do these things / a bit of ambition / Don't ask, don't get / Yeah. Don't ask, don't get. / As far as I'm concerned, Vicky, you can come and co-host with me / let's face it. It'd be hard for me to go / I don't think / experience / and then I / dive back in / Play Your Price Right / could you play Play Your Price Right, Vicky in D__? That's the question. ... So, ... those of you who were with us befoere __ __, will know that currently Korkey is on two out of two / guessed correctly that / fat balls / under a fiver / 4.99 / yeah / he then ... he then ... passed on the toilet seat, / Yeah. I changed my card. / He changed his card, and he ... I gave him / classic ironing board / higher than / now we've moved on to a memory foam pillow with superior support ... and Korkey has said "lower" ... I believe you said "lower". / Mmm. / ... than 9.99 / yeah / pretty confident. / I just don't think it's possible to be able to, you know, fund it like that, fund and sell it for any sort of profit for, you know, anything less than / Hang on a minute. / lower than / now you / higher than / now / classic ironing board / I thought you said "lower" / how much / iron board? / 9.99 / Oh yeah. Lower. / You seem like ... you seem like a confused man to me. Do you wanna take a moment? / I know / pressure of the studio / studio lights / possibly / less than / go lower than / what's wrong with you? / put / home / what's wrong with Korkey today? / you can't explain that. No one can explain that. It's impossible. / Well, it's confusion. I can explain the confusion / この混乱を説明させてくれ / You'd have to be Einstein to explain it. / ... Here's the thing. I'm thinking, posh ones __ __ quite expensive, right? / Yeah. / I'm thinking that ones / shop / much less expensive, but / reputation / quite expensive. / OK. / so, ... lower. / Lower than 9.99? / Yeah. I'll stick to my original answer / go / lower / I am / Has he done the right thing, ladies and gents? / __ __ ... / beat, please don't be dismayed / still / I think there is gonna be some people / gonna / I'm, to be honest ... to be honest, / a little bit. / Well ... / if you you wrap it up / fairly quick / if we are ... if we are now bored with our own quiz, ... that is, uh ... / I'm a little bit bored / quiz, mate / I'll wrap it up then. / Well, are you bored? / Yeah. / ... Yeah. We should think about that __ __ come on / We should think about that / bear in mind / spread all the other stuff / over the floor / every week / never read it / we've got more stuff / you know / don't think we haven't got other stuff / don't think we __ do it / stop complaining, we'll do it. ... So, just to sum up, then, you've got / fat ball / fiver / iron board / higher / lower than what? / lower than 9.99 / listeners / in case they've just tuned in / 8.99 / lower / yeah / you've got / if we ignore the toilet seat, I think. / Yeah. Well, __ I doubt / that was a joker / so, uh, congratulations. / Oh, thanks, mate. / That's all right. / what a terrific quiz / yeah, it was good / it was a bit boring. / ... "Hi, Rhod, please could you wish me happy birthday for Thursday / Happy birthday. / for Thursday / Happy birthday / A__ from New York / in New York / Well, eventually. Yeah. / Huh, right. / correspondence here. Perhaps we should read / in front of me / OK / Uh ... / feature suggestion and pineapples / ... is the title of this, uh, email. ... "Feature suggestion and pineapples (mentioned last week) ... Did we mention pineapples last week? / we did mention pineapple last week. / Did we? / Yeah. / what's that about? / context / mentioned pineapples / I've never mentioned pineapples in my life / Oh, you did. / Did I? / major part of the show / Was it? / Pineapples? / What? Chunk / Tin? / it was to do with / growing on trees / I think / really good show. ... To do with / trees / wasn't it? was it? It was to do with stuff growing on trees / wasn't it? / 木になるものの話じゃなかったっけ？ / I can't remember / show / stuff growing on trees / yeah. that's why / struggle / this week / it was really good last week. / I don't remember anything about it. ... "Hi, Rhod and Korkey ..." / I can't remember either, but I definitely __ we talked about it. / Huh, OK. / OK. / I'm stuck in my van / heck / oh, hello / sorry to hear that, mate. "I'm stuck in my ..." Do you mean, literally stuck in it? / my van with a flat tire, waiting for someone to rescue me. / Huh, that's awful. / as I don't have a spare tire. They said it would take 90 minutes. / Huh. / I love it. Rather than say__ / help / goes, "How long have you waited for someone to rescue you? / feature idea from James __ __ __. Uh ... I ... I don't know, James. I'm not sure if this is a feature idea, mate, how long / from / know / I'm not sure / idea / wait / breakdown / about ... about 90 minutes / P.S. Just a clue / a bit about pineapples. They grow on plants. / Huh, there we are / not trees / whole of last week's show was rubbish. / Yeah. / I know it was rubbish, but it was nonsense as well. / つまらないのは承知の上だが、その上に価値のない情報をタレ流していたとは。 / Yeah. Based on nothing. Yeah. / they grow one per plant / no / do they? / like coconuts / per plant. What a waste of plant ! / economical way of growing your own pineapples / I would / I think / I know this. I've done this / one pineapple / what that plant __ doing / all its / gambling on one single / it's like a penguin / giving birth to, like, one egg, isn't it? __ __ poping one egg out / put / feet / just like ... literally / why would you do that? / What? Give birth to one egg? / No, no. Why / give birth to an egg / why would you / all the pineapples / pineapple plant / all / one / something like that / stupid / even in evolutionary terms, __ is a ridiculous thing to do. / that's like a child / one g__ bottle / sea horses, the ... is the precedence / you know, they give birth / thousand sea horses / father keeps / in his mouth ... or stomach or something, or a pouch / know / much about / out / Sea Horse quiz ! / so / I'm quite good at sea horses / I don't think you are. They give birth to a thousand sea horses and the father keeps / his mouth / it's, like, loads / I don't think ... / keeps / father / in his mouth? / little tuby mouth / like / are you saying ... are you saying ... you mean ... / he spits them out / back / again. / you / the picture I've got / sea horse / many people would have this at home / do you mean / like a pipe / Huh? / do you mean / mouth / shaped like a pipe, aren't they? / No. They're tiny, tiny little sea horse babies / I thought you meant __ father / got another sea horse in his mouth like a pipe / ほかのタツノオトシゴをパイプみたいにスパスパ吸うのかと思ったよ。形がパイプに似てるから。 / holding / clearly / I do apologize / they are shaped like a bendy pipe / a little bit, yeah / bubbles come out / you would definitely do that if you were a sea horse, wouldn't you? That's the first thing I would do. ... Is that abusive? ... It is. Yeah. You can't do that. / if you're gonna / sea horse / don't do that to your kids / don't / 児童虐待だ。タツノオトシゴに言いたい。自分の子供にはそんなひどいことをするな。

This / live / my hometown of Carmarthen for a change / thank you, hometown. ... Somebody / picture of a pineapple. / Excellent / Oh yeah. Look at that / there / is / one pineapple / quite right / That's amazing. / Pineapple growers / I'm not sure if this is true / lose their fingerprints due to handling too many pineapples. / Wow. I can believe it. / Can you? / Yeah. / I'd like to believe it, but I / think / in my face / fingerprints. / No / do / true, I'd like to believe it. / ... OK. / There's a difference. / my worry is that / good god / do you know / lose their / due to pineapples being so rough / you idiot. Of course they don't. / more about pineapples / true / and you feel fool. / somebody / out / that person / like / "Dear Rhod, I'm a regular listener / show / I'm in Belfast / listen to you online / nephew's wedding / week's holiday / Wales / journey / face of Visit Wales," I'm not a face of Visit Wales / and / general knowledgeable fellow ..." ... nor that ... / would you / I haven't got a young family / of course / much obliged. __, __ / I'm not sure / this radio show for its, uh, intended purposes / go / P__ / absolutely stunning, and wild and rugged / southwest Wales / southwest Wales / OK, yeah / southwest England, aren't they? / Yeah. / got / down / the way down / absolutely beautiful / is nice / absolutely beutiful there / then / P__ / stop there a little bit / absolutely beautiful, rugged, / best costal ... thing in the world / stop / and then go down a little bit gentler but / beach is lovely / make sure you / one of those enormous rock dummies in Tenby. ... You know those / oh, rock dummy, yeah / dummies made of rock / dummies made of rock, everyone / six or seven months, you know, / as you, sort of, / trying to eat it / eat / keep them in the fridge / really / why / put / when I was a kid / do / eat / it's impossible / forever / it? / the fride / keep flies, I suppose. ... I used to keep a horse in the fridge / it didn't have a tail __ __ __ / 冷蔵庫に入れていた / 冷蔵庫に？ なぜ？ / なんでかな。ハエがつくのがいやだったんだと思う。/ オレも昔、馬を冷蔵庫に入れていたよ。ハエがつくのを防ぐために。かわいそうに、その馬には尻尾がなかったんだ。だから自分でハエを追い払うことができなかった。 / oh yeah? Why? / He didn't have a tail. / the horse / my horse / no tail / smell / flies off / kept him in the fridge / there you are. Write your own jokes. ... This is the, uh ... "write your own jokes" master class. /

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